i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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