How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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