Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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