You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I wish i was in the wii world.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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