he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
how drunk are you?
Several
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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