Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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