And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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