This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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