hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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