His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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