He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Sext me about skeletons
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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