She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Everyone says I win the strip club
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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