She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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