I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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