I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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