oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
it was like eating out sand paper
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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