Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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