I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
vagina is talking i cant
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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