worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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