in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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