...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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