She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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