you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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