This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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