How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
