the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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