im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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