...so i touched it.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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