Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i out mim tonsoeep
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
