Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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