I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
He felt like a one man threesome
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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