That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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