I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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