And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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