I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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