let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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