Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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