is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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