Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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