chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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