I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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