I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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