I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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