I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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