wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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