Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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