happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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