yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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