She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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