we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
only you would photoshop your dick
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Still dying that you shit outside
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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