Your dad touched me again.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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