I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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