Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Actions speak louder than pants.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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