The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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