i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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